The Vault
A members-only clubhouse for my most dangerous readers. Monster books, retro covers, special editions, a postcard in your mailbox every month, and every behind-the-scenes yumminess.
A monster-approved present in your mailbox.
Every subscriber. Every tier. Every month — something different, something only yours.
✦ Decade by decade, all year long. ✦
A members-only clubhouse.
The Vault is where my closest readers get the inside track — full library, audiobooks, collector-edition paperbacks, monthly postcards from me, and all the behind-the-scenes content that never sees the public internet.
Already a member? Log in here.
Two ways in.
Every subscriber — both tiers — gets physical mail every month. The question is just how much book you want.
Vault Access
US subscribers only.
- Full ebook library — every book I've written, via BookFunnel
- Full audiobook library — stream or download
- Monthly retro postcard mailed to you — pulp pin-up art, magazine covers, and more
- The Vault (this page): letters, cover notes, deleted scenes, NSFW art peeks
- First look at vertical drama episodes — before anyone else sees them
- Subscriber-exclusive newsletter — separate from the public list
- 10% off everything in my store, year-round
The Collector
$55/month · International
- Everything in Vault Access
- Monthly signed forced-edge paperback, mailed to you
- Quarterly BookVault special edition — sprayed edges, foil, the works
- Monthly limited-edition art and merch for the Collector — that no one else will ever have
- Postcard tucked into every package
- 15% off everything in my store, year-round
- Early-read: first chapters of upcoming releases, before anyone else
A taste of what's inside.
The full archive is subscriber-only. Here's the preview.
You're probably wondering.
How do I get my ebooks and audiobooks?
BookFunnel — it's the reader platform I use for everything. Once you subscribe, you'll get an email with a link to my full library. Click, pick your device, done. Works on Kindle, iPhone, Android, web, or the BookFunnel app.
When do Collector paperbacks ship?
First week of every month from my kitchen table (media mail, US). Your shipping address comes from your Shopify account — keep it current.
What's a "forced-edge" paperback?
It's a print technique — the color/pattern is baked into the interior PDF as bleeds on the outer edge of every page, so when the book is closed you see a colored edge. Different from true sprayed edges (which are physically painted after binding, like BookVault does), but gorgeous in its own right — a premium finish most indie authors don't bother with, and a genuinely special piece in the hand. Every Collector gets one every month.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Full stop. No guilt trips, no retention pop-ups. Your library stays live through the end of your paid period, then sunsets gracefully.
International shipping?
Collector is $55/month internationally — that covers the real cost of shipping a book + postcard overseas. Vault Access is US only; international postage on a monthly mailing has gotten brutal, and I'd rather be honest than oversell.
Coming from Patreon?
Welcome. I've moved the whole operation here — the retro editions, the library, the behind-the-scenes content all live here now. Drop me a line if you need help logging in.
Ready to join the club?
A small club of my closest readers already lives here. Room for you.